Dear Dr. Love,I recently started dating this guy. We’ve only had oral sex thus far, but for some reason he has the funkiest tasting spunk!I’m afraid to ask him about why his spunk is so funky because I don’t want to offend him in any way, especially since we have not been dating for that long. I want this relationship to last, but not the funky spunk.PLEASE HELP!!!
The first thing you want to do is to make sure that he is clean. It is possible that the funny taste will go away when he washes. If this isn’t enough, then you may be out of luck.I have heard an old wives tale about celery sweetening the semen, but I don’t know if this is actually true. Last but not least, have him ejaculate toward the back of your tongue, where you have fewer taste buds.